Polls Are Now Closed

That’s it everyone, the polls are closed.  Will it be big Jack Nicholson, even bigger Marlon Brando, or Burt leather-face Reynolds??  Stay tuned for the results, and this weeks Wall of Shame candidate.

Chupacabra’s Survival Tip

#51

Ok babies listen up.  NEVER use public restrooms when you have to take a poo!!  They are a breeding ground for disease and stray poop.  If you really have to go, do the right thing and dump in your pants.  If you happen to be one of those people that has no problem dumping in a strange toilet, leave your name and address so I can promptly eat your face.  Pee, on the other hand is acceptable and, in fact, encouraged!!!  

P.S.  Don’t forget to vote… and remember…. Never cross the Chupacabra!!! 

Voting time

Ok people, its time to vote again. You know the drill; 3 more people who we think have hit the wall in one way or another. This week we have Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando, and Burt Reynolds. Take a look at each of the posts, and tell us by your votes who you think hit da wall by going into the voting page. You have until Saturday night.

Jack Nicholson

Hey everyone, its Hungry Hungry Hippo!!! Its race, its a chase hurry up Jack and feed your face!!! Its hard to criticize the man because he is still getting laid a whole damn lot and is definitely a talented actor. But come on Jack, have a salad or drink some water. F*ck at least go for a walk man, you dont even have to run! 

 (Images courtesy of http://www.jack-nicholson.info/photos/jack-robinson-archive.html & http://www.popcornnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jacknicholson2.jpg)

Marlon Brando

Holy pound cake Batman!!!  Marlon Brando, you were something special.  At one time, you were one of the biggest stars in Hollywood.  You had it all, but you always shied away from the spotlight.  But you never shied away from a good meal, did you?  Oh how you loved to eat you little piglet.  We applaud you Marlon Brando, for going from a chiseled, vibrant, good looking man, to the obese, hard to look at, ball of flesh you had become.  You ate yourself right into the wall, congratulations!!!

(Images courtesy of http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2007-04/29443427.jpg & http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/07/02/brando/brando6.jpg)

Burt Reynolds

Pull a little back here,  some over there, a clip clip snip…and we have Burt Reynolds. Why Burt? Damn you. You out ran the cannon ball and headed straight for the wall and for that we thank you.

(Images courtesy of http://www.plasticized.com/2006/10/burt_reynolds_w.html)

The winner is…

This is gonna to be tough to hear for a lot of people out there, but Grease is not the word for John Travolta anymore. According to the votes, Mr. Travolta has officially hit da wall this week. Keith Richards held his own and made it another close vote, but the train wreck that was once Danny Zuko was too much to defeat. Not even a phone call from Mr. Kotter himself could have saved John Travolta from smacking head on into da wall.

The poll is now closed

The poll is closed for this week. Check back later for the winner.

The time has come

Ok people, time to vote again. Throughout the week, we posted 3 more fugly people for you guys to look at and now its time to choose who hit da dam wall. This week we have the “Holy sh*t, thats the guy from Grease??!!” look of John Travolta; the “Yeah, I did a little drugs” look of Keith Richards; and of course, the always hot, “What the f*ck happened?” look sported by Brigitte Nielsen. We know you have another tough choice, so you will have until Sunday afternoon to vote.

Brigitte Nielsen

 

 Oh how the mighty have fallen. You went from being in Rocky IV and married to Sylvester Stallone, to ending up on the Surreal Life and banging Flavor Flav. WOW!!!  I mean, you were a model at one point. How does something like this happen? You really must have pissed God off. Hey, I guess it could be worse. You could be dead.

(Images courtesy of http://www.geocities.com/brigittenielsen2/brigitte_nielsen.jpg & http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2005/01/07/brigit_nielsen_150_150×180.jpg)

Keith Richards

Here is a little something for all of the parents out there. Whenever the time comes to have a talk with your kids about the effects of drinking, smoking and drugs, here is the face you want to use. Thanks to Keith Richards, they now have a poster boy for all that can go wrong. I am not even in his league as far as partying goes, and I never want to drink again.

(Images courtesy of http://www.rolling-stones-lyrics.com/rolling_stones_04.jpg & http://southdakotapolitics.blogs.com/south_dakota_politics/images/keithrichards.jpg)

John Travolta

Well, when I look at this a couple of words come to mind, “F-ing mess.”  You were the man of every womans dream, and now, well I guess you just don’t give a damn anymore. Hey, as long as your happy being a mess then we are all happy. You’ll always have your Grease glory days to fall back on.  Kudos to Mr. Travolta. Kudos to you.

(Images courtesy of
http://bumpshack.com/?p=365)

Another one hits da wall…

After her pot-bellied karaoke performance at the VMA’s, its pretty obvious that Britney Spears has lost everything that made her famous. Although she had some really fugly competition this week, and the vote count was closer than expected, she didnt really leave you guys much of a choice. So a big shout out goes to Britney Spears for running head on into da wall.

(Images courtest of http://www.gorgeousstars.com/Females/BSpears/Britney%20Spears/britney_spears1_300_400.jpg & http://canthelpmyself.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/the-tart-of-tarts-britney-spears/)

Poll closed

The poll is now closed…check back tomorrow for the official results to see who hit da wall the hardest this week

Chupacabra’s Survival Tips

#176

If your like the Chupacabra you hate making small talk.  If you are spotted by someone you knew in the past try to avoid them.  If this fails, bite their lower lip off to discourage any further speaking.  Hesitation = Awkward Small Talk, and the Chupacabra won’t have it!!  See you next week my babies, and remember….. never cross the Chupacabra!!! 

Time to vote

Once again, the time is here for you guys to vote on who slammed into the wall this week. This week we have: Britney Spears, Richard Grieco, and Lil Kim. The poll will be closed this Saturday at around 4pm eastern, so make sure you vote before then. Thanks

Lil’ Kim

The first female rapper to have a number one hit on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. This was a huge accomplishment for you Lil’ Kim. Congrats! Well, it looks like the Queen Bee buzzed herself right out of the limelight by looking like Gizmo from the “Gremlins.” Let’s pour out some liquor one last time for the Queen Bee.

(Images courtesy of
http://www.bigbaer.com/assets/lil-kim-naked-truth-hip-hop-diva.jp,
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Lil-039-Kim-Is-Turning-into-Michael-37073.shtml
& http://www.boolsite.net/images/previews/Cinema/_prev/Gremlins-Gizmo.jpg)

Richard Grieco

Poor Richard Grieco!!!  He had it made… stunning good looks, and a budding movie career.  And now… well your career sank faster than the Titanic… (too soon?), not to mention the fact that you look like your on a hunger strike.  EAT SOMETHING….. PLEASE!!!!!  A cracker, bagel, a bowl of soup, anything.  He has gone from a sex symbol to looking like the Grim Reaper himself.  Richard Grieco…. you disappoint me!!!

(Image courtesy of http://matsstrandberg.blogg.se/images/grieco_comparison_1134509459.jpg)

Britney Spears

You had young boys dreaming of you, and young girls wanting to be like you. Now your a mess, and we are not even sure if an 80 year old man on his death bed would want a piece of that. Big ups to K-Fed…without him, none of this would have been possible.

(Images courtest of http://www.gorgeousstars.com/Females/BSpears/Britney%20Spears/britney_spears1_300_400.jpg & http://canthelpmyself.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/the-tart-of-tarts-britney-spears/)

So who hit da wall this week?

And the winner is…

Although Joan Rivers made a late push on Michael Jackson, the early votes for the gloved one were too much to overcome. Mel Gibson was never a factor in this one, so I guess you guys are digging the beard. Congrats goes out to MJ for looking so hideous…Heeee-hee!

Thanks to everyone who voted. And for those of you who didnt, you will have another chance next week.