Poll closed

The poll is now closed…check back tomorrow for the official results to see who hit da wall the hardest this week

4 hours left…

Your time to vote is almost over. It looks as though MJ is in the lead (big surprise), but there is still time to change the outcome. You have until 4pm eastern time today before your voting chances run out…so vote!!!

Monthly Horoscope

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Sorry Virgo’s, but the month isnt looking too good for you. The stars are telling us that a herpes like infection is in your future. Dont despair, there are medications to control your possible affliction. From what they say, they can reduce outbreaks by up to 70%. With side effects that include anal leakage, impotency or death, it may be worth the risk. On the brighter side, you will have the opportunity to spread it at will.

Lucky numbers: 1 through 100; Take your pick over a turkey sangwich, we are sure your gonna lose

Chupacabra’s Survival Tips

Survival Tip #23

If you see a wild animal approaching you, don’t panic.  God help me if I see you panic… I’ll boil your face in teriyaki sauce and make a biscuit out of it.  Never cross the Chupacabra.

Voting is now open…

So, who hit da wall the hardest this week? Here are your choices from this week: Michael Jackson, Mel Gibson, or Joan Rivers. The poll will be closed on Saturday, September 8th at 4pm eastern, so get your votes in before then. Thanks.

Joan Rivers

Not much can really be said about Joan Rivers, other than what the f*ck happened…It’s hard to imagine that she wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, and says “Damn, I’m beautiful!” She is definitely going for the “hit da wall” look that we all love. Work it girl!!!

 

(Images courtesy of
http://www.nndb.com/people/691/000023622/joan-rivers.jpg & http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1045330465705_2003/02/16/ent_joanrivers1702.jpg)

Mel Gibson

Oh boy!!! What happened to Mel Gibson?? I can’t believe he has done this to himself. Ever since he went all religious on us, he is slowly starting to resemble a vagrant on the streets of NYC. I don’t understand what is happening here. His old co-star, Danny Glover, is actually the good looking one out of the two now. I hate to say it, but Mel… YOUR GETTIN TO OLD FOR THIS *HIT!!!! And remember babies… never cross the Chupacabra.

(Images courtesy of http://images.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/08/01/mel/story.jpg & http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/30anniversary/sexiestman/mgibson.jpg)

Michael Jackson

Come one come all MJ F’d his S**t up & done hit da wall

(Images courtesy of http://www2c.airnet.ne.jp/stevie/MICHAEL%20JACKSON/OFF%20THE%20WALL.jpg & http://www.vintagepostcards.org/blog/michael-jackson-mugshot.jpg)

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Starting today we will be posting 3 hit da wall candidates each week.  The candidates will be voted on by you, the readers, with each week’s winner earning a spot on the Hit da Wall of Shame.  We’ll also have some other cool stuff we’ll be throwing on, so stay tuned.  By the way, don’t forget to check out the “The Team” link to learn more about the guys behind the scenes.  Keep it sleezy babies and enjoy!!!!