Katie Couric

What, what, what!?!  Are you missing your upper lip?  Are you even the same person?  Well Mrs. Couric I think we finally know why your legs are one of the most widely identified aspects of your on screen persona. . .because your face is hideous!!! I mean, CBS has got to hire some of the best make-up artists in the world to make you even look slightly appealing. You remind me of some kind of evil bunny.  Look at those gums! I bet your looking at a gigantic carrot right now aren’t you? Listen Couric, you need to do something about yourself because I may never watch CBS anymore in fear that I might see that evil bunny face of your again.  Kudos to you Couric. Kudos to you.

 (Images courtesy of http://www.patsyterrell.com/images2/couric-young.jpg &

http://cosmetic-makeovers.com/2007/03/02/celebrities-without-their-makeup)

Clint Eastwood

Well hello Skeletor… uh, I mean Mr. Eastwood.  Clint Eastwood used to be a symbol for toughness and masculinity, but I guess time was tougher than Dirty Harry.  I really did not want it to come to this for Clint, but it cannot be ignored anymore.  Your beginning to resemble death itself.  But at least your shying away from acting now and focusing on directing.  Maybe your starting to get it that your not a sexy symbol anymore, your just a bony mess.  So please for the children’s sake, no more pictures or films, and let us remember the Clint Eastwood that asked the question “Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya,” and not the fleshy skeleton you’ve become.

Images Coursey of:

 http://www.novaksblog.com/pictures/hollywood_stars_in_70s/clint_eastwood_1970.jpg &

http://www.celebheights.com/starimages/clint-eastwood.jpg

Nick Nolte

Nick, Nick, Nick… you have truly become a mess. I have had some rough nights in my day, but god damn homey. Take a break from the partying and relax. Stress free is the key. I am sure you probably got some nice tail in your younger days, running around Hollywood with Eddie Murphy. But those days have come and gone my friend. Accept your fate, and prepare to meet your destiny with da wall.

(Images courtesy of http://www.nolte.co.uk/posters/moviemarket-nick-nolte-photograph-1.jpg & http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg)

Morph Monday

Who are these two celebrities?!?  Take your guesses.

(Image courtesy of http://www.morphthing.com/ )

Horoscope

Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21) : With Halloween near, its time to trick or treat, or to sit back and beat your meat.  It also seems to be the best time to make some serious moves Scorpio.  So begin by telling your friends, family, and lovers to go f*ck themselves. Let them know that you regret ever being born and you are tired of being held back by them. Make certain that they understand you will never forgive them and walk out the door for good.  Life is too long, so take a chance.  Thursday’s probably are not your luckiest days and your lucky numbers should be 3, 45, 9, 1, 15, 36.

Not even close

In what turned out to be the most lopsided vote yet, Kathleen Turner ran away with the win this week. Her ugly mug was just too much for the competition to overcome, and it was clear from the moment voting began, that it was her contest to lose . So thanks Kathleen Turner. Thank you for searching out the wall and slamming your face into it…repeatedly.

(Images courtesy of http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/7a3b8f20.jpg & http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=6698&cat=10)

Closing time

Voting is closed. Check back later for the official results.

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Voting is now open. This week we posted Kathleen Turner, Cory Haim and Liza Minnelli. Look over this weeks post, make your choice and then click on the vote tab on the top of the page. Remember, you can vote as many times as you want and you have until Sunday afternoon. So if you want to vote 20 times for the fugly Kathleen Turner, go for it. Brooklyn stand up…

Kathleen Turner

Wow!! This is something else. We here at hitdawall.com have seen our share of beauties gone bad, but this one is possibly the worst yet. Kathleen Turner has apparently decided to not focus on her appearance at all anymore. This may be a good career move, because we have heard that she is going to be casted as Shrek in the new live action movie version of the animated blockbusters. And boy, does she have the voice to do it. Has anyone heard her talk lately? She has a deeper voice than Barry White. I just can’t believe what she has done to herself. So here’s to the one-time hotty who decided to transform herself into an ogre. Thanks Kathleen Turner!!!

(Images courtesy of http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/7a3b8f20.jpg & http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=6698&cat=10)

Oh boy

This pic was submitted by someone who was inspired by the Liza Minnelli posting. I cant tell if its for a wedding or a funeral, but its full of some our favorite fugly people. This has to be the greatest picture ever taken. It should be in a museum or something. And before its asked, the answer is yes…these people breathe the same air as you. King Kong aint got sh*t on us!!!

(Image courtesy of http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/362564895_7817fedfa2.jpg)

Cory Haim

 

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner!  Corey did you put foil over your mirrors to protect you from aliens?  Maybe you haven’t left your house in years.  How about your friends and family…any of them around?  I’m trying to figure out why no one told you, but you look like sh@! man.  If I am the first to tell you, you can send me a thank you note later.  Ranked #26 on VH1’s greatest kid stars, #8 on VH1’s greatest teen stars, and now possibly #1 on HitDaWall.com for the greatest mess of this week. Your career is now complete.

(Images courtesy of http://images.allposters.com/images/mmph-e/254479.jpg & http://www.londonfilmandcomiccon.com/imagegallery/lfcc06images/CoreyHaim2.jpg)

Liza Minnelli

No, No, No, No!!! Although she was never the most beautiful woman in the world, Liza Minnelli used to be something to look at. Not only was she cute, but she could sing and she was RICH (she probably still is)! Back then, she was probably getting a lot of well deserved attention. But now…now its tough to tell if she is even alive anymore. Maybe thats a drag queen in the picture, someones halloween costume or a picture from the wax museum. I am not sure if that animal in the picture injected her with his fugliness, but she has turned into quite the beast. Either way, Liza has earned a standing ovation from us for singing her ass right into da wall. 

(Images courtesy of http://www.officiallizaminnelli.com/photos.html & http://images.scotsman.com/2003/02/08/0802gestb.jpg)

Morph Monday

Welcome to the 2nd edition of Morph Monday.  Since no one was able to get last weeks celebrities I tried to make it a little easier on you puppies.  So guess away. . .hints will be available if need be.

 (Image courtesy of http://www.morphthing.com/ )

We have a winner…

For the first time in a long time, Bruce Jenner has actually done something worth talking about. He can consider himself among the elite of the fugly people in this world because he is this weeks winner. He may not be very proud of it in the beginning, but it will grow on him. So congrats Mr. or Mrs. Bruce Jenner…your mother would be proud. OH NO, YOU DIDNT!!!

(Images courtesy of http://www.bashof.org/inducteebios/image/brucejenner1994.jpg & http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Jenner_Bruce.jpg)

Voting is closed

Voting is closed for this week…check back later for this week’s winner.

Chupacabra’s Survival Tip

#28

Never send food back at restaurants.  This is ALWAYS a bad idea.  Well, that is unless you enjoy your main course seasoned with urine and feces.  Does that sound appetizing?  Who care if your steak is well-done instead of medium; at least it’s not infested with human waste.  These restaurant workers have no problem putting all sorts of bodily fluids in your dinner!!!  In other words… they will shit in your dinner!!  Even the brave Chupacabra fears the wrath of kitchen workers.  So do the right thing babies and eat what they give you… even if it’s not exactly what you ordered.  And if you’re ever with someone who sends food back, feed them a knuckle sandwich… with EXTRA knuckle on the side!!!

 

P.S.  Don’t forget to vote for this week’s contestants.  Just click “Vote” link at the top of the page.  And remember… Never cross the Chupacabra!!!

and the Morph Monday is. . .

Britney Murphy and Brooke Shields!!!! We had a couple people who guessed Britney Murphy, but no one could see the Brooke Shield side of it. Tune in again Monday to see who will be the next “Morph Monday.”

And don’t forget to vote for this weeks hit da wall winner. . .Artie Lange, Patrick Swayze and Bruce Jenner, just click on the Vote tab up top.

Voting time

Once again, the time has come for you guys to decide on who hit da wall this week. As always, we have 3 more choices and you will have until Sunday to vote. Vote as many times as you want, just make sure you vote. It may be hard to believe, but these celebrities find winning awards to be a real honor…even this award. Artie Lange, Patrick Swayze and Bruce Jenner would all be happy to receive your vote and win this popularity contest. So take a look at the 3 postings, and then click on the Vote tab up top. Its a celebration!!!

Bruce Jenner

Well people, I’m not usually a person that can be left speechless, but this has done it. I actually hate Bruce Jenner, and I have never even met him. Now, I assure you that it is the same person in both pictures. Obviously homeboy has been under the knife a few times, but come on dude, when does it stop? This guy won a gold medal in the olympic decathlon…and I promise you it wasnt the special olympics. If he is trying to sport the “is it a woman or a man” look, he has succeeded. I guess the only thing left to do is to cut off his package(if he hasnt already) and become a full blown woman. GO FOR IT BRUCE! If you are gonna be a bear, you might as well be a grizzly Bruce.

(Images courtesy of http://www.bashof.org/inducteebios/image/brucejenner1994.jpg & http://www.harrywalker.com/photos/Jenner_Bruce.jpg)

Patrick Swayze

<!–[if gte vml 1]&gt; &lt;![endif]–><!–[if !vml]–><!–[endif]–>A little pull here, a little pull there . . . ok looks good . . . a lot of pull here, a lot of pull there . . .DONE!. . .and we now have Patrick Swayze’s face. Ok Patrick, people still think you look good, BUT YOU DON’T. Can you honestly say that you are smiling in this picture . . . no you’re not . . . that is your permanent face. I guess the doc’s pulled a little too much. And NO! You will not put those doctors in the corner they did what you asked. Well instead of running into the wall Mr. Swayze, you “pulled” yourself right into it. Kudos to you.

(Images courtesy of http://forum.armenianclub.com/printthread.php?t=4850&pp=40 & http://www.wireimage.com/celebrities/patrick-swayze)