“Wall of Shame” voting begins!!

The time is now people. We have some deliciously hideous nominees for this week’s contest. We are bringing back the winners of the last few weeks. The winner will be inducted into the “Wall of Shame” where only the ugliest of the ugly receive this honor and privilege. The nominees are… Mickey Rourke, Sylvester Stallone, Gary Coleman, Gary Busy, and Maria Shriver. Don’t be shy, let your voice be heard, and let the games begin. Just click the “Who hit the wall” link below or at the top of the page. Lets rock n’ roll!!!!
Who hit the wall?
( surveys)

And the last nominee is…

Maria Shriver

With her razor-sharp cheek bones and witchy face Maria Shriver was able to scare her way right into da wall.  But can she beat out the guys for the coveted Wall of Shame award?  Its up to you folks!!!  Voting will begin later this evening, so vote as many times as your hearts desire. 

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Mickey Rourke & Gary Busey

Rourke looks like an alien has taken over his flesh as a hide out, like the guy from Men In Black.  He just looks awkward.  And Busey, well he kind of looks like a crazy person, which could be do to stretched. . .i mean stress.  Both are up from claiming an honorary spot on the Wall of Shame. 

Gary Coleman & Sylvester Stallone

Well we have our first set of canidates for the wall of shame.  This little man and fake boxing icon could be perminate fixtures on the wall.  Its up to you guys vote on who you think Hit Da Wall.

And the winner is….

Gary Coleman….

 

This puffy little marsh-mellow managed to pull of a big upset this week.  Beating out Jabba the Harding and Madonna was no small task… get it… SMALL!!!! HAHAHA.  Anyway the day is yours Gary Coleman.  Just enjoy it because your career is so dead you probably won’t win anything else.  Congratulations your this weeks Hit da Wall winner. 

P.S. This week is the big vote, where you will decide who is the worst of the worst, as we bring back all this month’s winners.  Stay Tuned

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Its Time to Vote!!!

This is a tough week.  There is an pretty awful trio lined up for you fans.  We have an obese figure skater, a hideous superstar without makeup, and a plumped up television icon.    This is the last week before the big Wall of Shame voting, so cast your vote for your favorite by clicking on the “Who hit the wall?” link below, or at the top of the page.  Will it be Tonya Harding, Madonna, or Gary Coleman?  Only the Shadow knows!!!! 

Who hit the wall?
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Tonya Harding

From Olympic Figure Skater to 300 lbs of craziness, Tonya Harding is really enjoying the white trash lifestyle. I’m not sure what she has been up to lately, but I can guarantee that it has involved tons of fried chicken, plenty of Budweiser and some Monster Truck rally appearances. She was never confused with Nancy Kerrigan, but the woman has really fallen off. But let’s be careful with what we say…that’s the kind of statement that will get you clubbed in the knee. Honestly, can someone hook her up with a job? Maybe she can hold a sign dressed as a hot dog? Or sing the National Anthem at a rodeo?

What would she do for a Klondike bar?

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Madonna

So it looks like the “Material Girl” is now the “Menopausal Girl.”  Fore Pete’s sake Madonna… don’t go out of the house without your makeup, you have an image to keep up.  If I gotta see you dancing around the stage at your age I at least want to think that the miracle makeup on your face is how you really look.  Now instead I have to know that beneath the cover up and eye shadow lurks this aging, baggy-eyed former sex symbol.  I am disgusted to the 3rd power.  Hey Madonna… truth or dare?  Oh whats that.. you want a dare?  Ok then… how bout this?  RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT WALL… oh forget it, it looks like you already did!!!  Ok… then how about you just stop singing and let us remember you the way you were??  Call me on the cell and let me know!!!

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Gary Coleman

  

Gary you were a cute little muffin.  You and your catch phrase were in every house.   Now it looks like you put on a few pounds and are ready for the next food delivery.  Open wide.  When someone says cheese that means smile.  You look like your expecting a nice big piece of Gouda.

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Mr. Gary Busey

We have winner this week, and I can’t lie, I’m scared of this dude. Just look at the crazy eyes, the crazy hair and the crazy teeth. He’s just f*ckin crazy! So, I’m gonna do my best not to upset him…and just say that there’s no way he should have won this week. I just want Mr. Busey to know, that we here at HitdaWall, have no control over who the fans vote for. We are just doing are civil duty and reporting the facts. Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.

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Our favorite time of the week

“Yo! It’s about that time, To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme, I’m a get mine so get yours, I wanna see sweat comin’ out your pores, On the house tip is how I’m swingin’ this, Strictly Hip-Hop boy, I ain’t singin’ this, Bringing this to the entire nation, Black, white, red, brown, Feel the vibration”

In case you don’t speak the Marky Mark language, that means it’s time to vote. Take another look at this weeks contestants, and then click the Vote link at the top of the page to make your choice. Vote as many times as you want. Polls will be closed on Saturday night.

Wayne Newton

Wayne, Wayne, Wayne . . . you truly have nothing going for you anymore.  Maybe you should lay off the Botox, cut down on your tanning booth sessions, and put more focus on finding your voice.  It’s been lost for about 10 years now.  You’re face just looks . . . Wait.  Wait a second . . . Well that explains it!  This just in . . . Wayne Newton is Chinese!!!  Wayne, why didn’t you just tell people that?  And you had me thinking that you were stupid enough to make yourself look like that. 

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Gary Busey

Ok, well I know Gary never really looked good, but NOW, he looks even worse.  I’m guessing that you got a facelift, which looks awful by the way, and you’re TEETH!!  Who the hell is your dentist?  You got Veneers that look like Chiclets.  I don’t know what else to say Gary, but you were destined to hit da wall.

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An Update on a Wall of Shamer. . .

“They tried to make me go to rehab, cause I’m on crack, crack, crack.

Yes I cut my arm, and when it scabs, then you’ll know, know, know.”

Holy Sh*t!!! What in heavens name are you doing to yourself Amy. Ms. Winehouse was stuck in a traffic jam and just decided to just chillax outside her car. Supposedly, she war roaming from car to car in an effort to bum a lighter off someone. A fan even asked her for an autograph and look at her face. She probably is so cracked up that she forgot to spell her name. Keep thinking now, it will come.

Listen Amy, do yourself a favor. . .go to Rehab and pass it, get your certificate, release form, whatever the hell they give you when you completed your time there. You are truly living up to your Wall of Shamer status.

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O.J. Simpson

The juice is loose, O.J. is what I like to call double up willy. This man was a Football legend, movie star and a ladies man. He was once on top of the world. Then with a fast swipe he fell on his face, and looks it. I forgot he has a problem with the police too. Well lets leave that alone. To me its a no brainer Career and it looks like O.J. has Hit Da Wall.

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Yo, Adrian!

The race wasn’t even close this time around, as Sylvester Stallone received 100% of the votes. I’m not sure if that’s a first for us, but it’s pretty damn impressive. I’m sure Sly will be happy to know that the fans still love him…even if it’s not the kind of love he was hoping for. To be honest, he should be happy that he still has fans.

B-O-O  H-O-O!!!

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Voting is now open

It may be hard to believe, but these celebrities find winning contests to be a real honor…even this one! So here are at this weeks contestants: Hillary Clinton, Sylvester Stallone and Dennis Rodman. Take another look at their posts to enjoy their fuglyness, then click on the ‘Vote – Who hit da wall’ link located at the top of the page. Vote as many times as you want, just make sure you vote. You’ll have until Saturday night to cast your vote.

Dennis Rodman

For people who know basketball, he is known as “Worm” for his ability to get inside and grab rebounds on the court.  But off the court, well, just read this quote. . .

“My friends have been around me and seen me kiss men. They look at me like, “Did you just kiss that guy? Was you makin’ out with that guy?”

I know Dennis, your friends are such idiots for asking you those questions, I mean its not like you dress like a girl or anything. Listen Dennis, I am a huge basketball fan and I will try to forget about your off the court antics, but that won’t stop you from hitting da wall.  Kudos to you Dennis, Kudos to you.

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Sylvester Stallone

Wait a second!!! Sylvester hasn’t hit the wall. As a matter of fact he looks quite good. I mean he is still in good shape and has that rugged handsome look going.

Wait what is that? Off in this distance… no!!! It can’t be!!!….

Oh sweet Zeus NO!!! Are you injecting HGH into your face. Its either that or you visited Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and had that delicious gum that fills you up with blueberry juice and makes you all fat. But that’s ok… you just keep on turning out awful movies and everything will be alright. This is one of those rare cases where your career and good looks have seem to hit da wall at exactly the same time. So Sly.. this ones for you:

Oompa Loompa Doopidy Doo

I don’t know what happened to you.

You look like you had a bad fall.

Oompa Loopa… right in Da Wall

Doopidy Doo!!!

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Hillary Clinton

Hillary has won, she beat out Barack Obama and John McCain for the presidential candidate who hit da wall.  Now only if she could win the presidency.  It truly is amazing what makeup can do for women and how it can fool men.  I can understand now why Bill strayed. Its not saying much but Monica does look better than Hillary.  If your not going to vote in the presidential election vote for Hillary now so she can run for the wall of shame.  Plus we won’t call you for jury duty…

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