Mary Tyler Moore

Where is Rhoda when you need her?  Mary you look a mess and that smile is awful.  Those chompers are something special.  Can u please wrangle those things back into your mouth because your upsetting me.  Then again, you may be able to get some work out of it.  Since Heath passed, I think we  may found the next joker.  And BTW… I’m really surprised you still are showing some cleavage.  New rule… no low cut shirts if you were born before 1955.  I guess we all should be thankful that second pic got cut off.  Don’t worry your gonna make it after all..  In the Wall.

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Stallone’s Face Seals the Deal

I think we all knew who was going to win this week.  It was just a formality.  I’m not taking anything away from the other 2 nominees but c’mon.  I don’t know what Jackie Stallone did, but apparently she went way to far trying to get the part of Two-Face in the new Batman movie.  She is certainly, one of the worst cases of hitting da wall these little eyes have seen.  So congratulations Jackie… and remember, THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

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Rock the Vote!!

Its Thursday and we all know what that means… time to curl up with your favorite Nancy Drew book and listen to a little Streisand!! Fab-bu-LUS!!! Wait… um… What the hell just happened?? I must have blacked out for a moment. Anyway, its time to vote your little tushies off. Just click the “vote” link at the top of the page to cast your ballot.

This week is an all estrogen week with 3 lovely, (well not anymore of course), ladies vying for a chance to be this weeks most hideous honey. In one corner, from Hollywood California, Elizabeth “The Mummy” Taylor. In the second corner, from parts unknown, Jackie “My Face is Melting” Stallone. And in our third corner, formerly from Dallas, Texas, Linda “Hatchet-face” Evans.

Lets Get Ready to Hummmmmble!!!!!!!!!!

Elizabeth Taylor

I already know what you people are going say about this post, and to be honest, I don’t care. I don’t care if she is as old as dirt, or if she is sick(ok, that’s a lie). I’m angry and I want answers! I want to know WTF happened to the woman on the left. Maybe some of the fugliness of her BFF Michael Jackson has rubbed off on her, or maybe she drank too much of his Jesus Juice with her pain meds.  But f*ck man!  She’s slammed into the wall and embraced the sh*t out of it. It’s almost like her and the wall are making sweet love together.

And what’s with the jet black hair and bright red lipstick? Act your age! If you’re old, let the gray hair out and stop wearing makeup. It doesn’t make you look any younger. You just look like an old woman trying to be young. You’re not fooling anyone!

Ok…I’m done being a dick for the day.

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Jackie Stallone

Does someone want to tell me what the hell this is?!!!! Now for those of you who don’t know this thing used to be our latest Wall Of Shamer Sylvester Stallone’s mom. Now she is not exactly an A-list celeb.  In all honesty she’s probably on the level of the W-list… but she is a celebrity none-the-less.  And this is by far one of the worst cases that I have ever seen. This woman should come with a warning or disclaimer or something.  I mean… I’ve vomited 3 times since I started typing. As a matter of fact, I’m done writing… if you need me I’m going to church to pray.

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(http://www.hifire.co.uk/wp-content/articles/surgery3.jpg)

Linda Evans

   Another beauty bites the dust.  Linda Evans was one of the hottest women on T.V. in the eighties.  She was also on one of the biggest shows… Dynasty.  Now people probably don’t even recognize her.  This is a dam shame.  Now the question is, plastic surgery or old age?  Lets hope plastic surgery.  I would like to think God is a little nicer than that.

Peace out George Carlin.  You were a genious!!

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And Kristie Alley Takes the Cake…. literally!!!

With your endlessly entertaining yo-yo diets you ate you way right into da wall and into our hearts. In a landslide, this gelatinous blob is this weeks winner, but we have to give her props… she weighs a deuce and a half and she is still trying to wear heals. Good for you. What are those things made of anyway… titanium? Either way darling, lets all Cheers (now that’s creative) to the mess that you are!!!!

Get Your Voting Shoes On…

Time to put on your Sunday’s best cause its voting time.  Our 3 shamful contestants this week are William Shatner, Kirstie Alley, and Steven Tyler.  In the end, there can be only one!!!  Click on the “vote” link above to place your vote.  Autobots…. Roll OUT!!!!

Steven Tyler

Ok Steven, some people might say that your still a sexy son of a b*tch, but those people are absolutely clueless.  I mean, your face looks like it’s been molded with clay.  And that’s not even the worst thing about you.  I just realized how you became inspired to write one of your most popular songs.  YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR. . .

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady!

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady!

Dude, dude, dude, dude looks like a lady!

(That, that) ya ya ya yya ya yya ya chit chit yaow!!!

This is truly inspiring Steven.  So inspiring that you have inspired me to nominate you as a candidate for the Wall of Shame.  Congrats and Kudos to you Steven.

P.S. your daughters are AMAAAAAA-ZING!!!!

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Kirstie Alley

Well now! It seems that someone has decided to skip over the salad, and head straight for the sweets in the buffet line. Now before you say anything, the photo on the right isn’t before Jenny Craig…it’s after Jenny! She’s starting to develop a serious case of Cankles (cankels definition: an ankle of a fat person in which the ankle and the calf appear seamless). Step away from the cupcakes Kirstie! You’re well on way to going from hot to not to hot to not. Wait a second…that’s a serious accomplishment! Eat away!

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William Shatner

Bill you are really upsetting all the trekkies.  They are wondering how the great Captain is going to fit into his captains uniform.  Maybe we should break the news to the Trekkies it was a T.V. show…..  Well now that we cleared that up.  Bill you have done it let me be the first to congratulate you on Hitting Da Wall.

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And the winner is…

Daryl Hannah!!! Despite some tough competition this week, the one time piece of ass received 100% of the votes. So, enjoy the victory Daryl Hannah because this week is your week. Looks like she Splashed right into the wall! HAHAHAHA…get it? Cause she was in that movie, where she played a mermaid and it was called Splash! (I’m such an idiot)

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Time to vote

Ok people. The time to vote is here. Take a look at this weeks posts again, and then click on the ‘Vote’ link at the top of the page. Vote as many times as you’d like, just make sure your favorite person wins. Voting is open until Saturday night.

Nikki Cox

Ok, Nikki.  You can take the marshmallows out of your mouth now.  Nikki the game is over; let’s see how many you fit in your mouth.  Wait a second; you weren’t playing the marshmallow game?  Nikki, what have you done?  For those of you that don’t know this onetime cutie was a star on the show Las Vegas.  And now, you’ll probably see her in Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey as the star circus clown. 

 

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Daryl Hannah

So I don’t know what happened here. Is she injecting steroids into her jaw?? With a face like that she could be a Dick Tracy villain. We could call her the Mandible, or long face. Maybe someone put her head in a vice until her face doubled in length. If that is the case then we apologize, but if that didn’t happen then someone needs to let you know you look like a demon. And who better than us at hit da wall?? The good news is we hear she will be playing Lurch in the upcoming Adams Family movie… good for you Mr. … I mean Ms. Hannah.

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& http://www.bestmascara.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/daryl_hannah.jpg

Don Imus

We all should be thank full that this man is on radio and not TV.  He really never looked good but now it looks like his skin is melting off his face.  Don you could pass for a dead guy please someone tell this guy there is a thing called the sun.  You can even get some of that fake tanning cream do something.  Well look at it this way it can’t get much worst.

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We have a winner!

Wow…this weeks voting wasn’t even close! With 86% of the votes, Joan Van Ark ran away from the competition. We thought for sure that Barry Manilow would have kept this a little closer, but Joan’s hideous mug was too much. Thanks for voting this week. Stay tuned for a new set of fugs this week.

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Voting time

Ok people, time to vote again. Throughout the week we posted 3 more fugly people for you guys to look at and now its time to choose who hit da dam wall. This week we have the “Who the f*ck is she?” look of Joan Van Ark; the “Yeah, I had a little plastic surgery” look of Barry Manilow; and of course, the always hot, “Yes, I was born ugly” look sported by Howard Stern. Vote as many times as you’d like, poll will be closed on Saturday night. Just click on the Vote link on the top of the page.

King Kong ain’t got sh*t on us!!!

Howard Stern

Ok… I’ll admit that Stern was never really good looking, but boy has he started to look his age.  In the first picture he doesn’t look half bad.  But in the second and third he goes from an old man to some kind of hideous bird-like creature.  He looks like some sort of alien life form.  The man is so skinny he is overwhelmed by his giant nose and massive chin.  Put on a little weight man… you don’t look healthy.  At least he knows to use his awful hair to cover his face because it is quite hideous.  It’s a sad day when one of the greatest radio personalities looks like a granddad.  Its time to hang it up Stern cause your broadcasting right into da wall!!! 

 

 

 

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http://blog.oregonlive.com/oregonianspecial/stern.jpg, &

http://celebrityhookups.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/howardbeth.jpg)

Joan Van Ark

Well Joan, I guess your “Knot” as good looking as you once were.  Hahahahahaha . . . GET IT!!!  This one time babe was a star on the primetime TV soap opera, Knots Landing.  This is a classic example of what several plastic surgeries can do to you.  If I didn’t know any better, I would think that she just got done eating a whole bowl of blueberry yogurt.  Well Joan, I gues your “knot” “landing” anymore TV roles with that face (I had to do it one more time).  Well I could be wrong, Sesame Street could cast for a blueberry yogurt monster and I’m sure you would be the first in line. 

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