Did you hear?!? Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had a baby girl, but thats not even the best part. . .wait, wait. . . they named her. . .wait, wait. . .SUNDAY!!! Isn’t that fabulous! Who da. . Who da. . .Excuse me, let me clear my throat. . .WHO THE F-CARES!!!
Let’s get to the real news. . .
It’s about to be a GIRL FIGHT! In one corner we have Jesscia Simpson, wearing the big breast and blonde hair, and in the other corner we have Pam Anderson, also wearing the big breast and blonde hair. Ding, Ding. Pam took the first punch and boy did it hurt Jesscia. In response to Jessica’s shirt, “Real Girls Eat Meat”, which is a stab at Tony Romo’s ex, Carrie Underwood, Pam called Jesscia a “Bitch and a whore” all in one sentence for her shananingens. In boxing terms that a jab to the nose and a right hook.
Round 1 goes to Pam, with 3 judges scoring it 10-7. Jesscia better ice-up and vaseline that pretty little face of hers to battle the “Baywatch Babe”. Hopefully we shall see Round 2 very shortly.
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In this day and age to see a mispelling is pretty funny – her name is Jessica not Jesscia. With that said – pretty funny !! Keep on keepin’ on – oh and break out the spell check !!!!!