Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Sorry Virgo’s, but the month isnt looking too good for you. The stars are telling us that a herpes like infection is in your future. Dont despair, there are medications to control your possible affliction. From what they say, they can reduce outbreaks by up to 70%. With side effects that include anal leakage, impotency or death, it may be worth the risk. On the brighter side, you will have the opportunity to spread it at will.
Lucky numbers: 1 through 100; Take your pick over a turkey sangwich, we are sure your gonna lose