Ok babies listen up. NEVER use public restrooms when you have to take a poo!! They are a breeding ground for disease and stray poop. If you really have to go, do the right thing and dump in your pants. If you happen to be one of those people that has no problem dumping in a strange toilet, leave your name and address so I can promptly eat your face. Pee, on the other hand is acceptable and, in fact, encouraged!!!
P.S. Don’t forget to vote… and remember…. Never cross the Chupacabra!!!