Libra (9/23-10/22) – As the earth makes its changes and fall is on the horizon, take the time to sit back and enjoy the beauty in the world. However, be wary of the beast. The beast will typically take the shape of a tricksy woman who will do everything in her power to keep you near, including getting pregnant and other beast related shananigins. Protect yourself and keep your prick in your pants. Big ups to Brooklyn!