Oh my goodness gracious… you look hideous Sally!!! I understand people get old, but from the looks of it you slammed into the wall at about 350mph. Apparently your skin is morphing into some sort of gelatin like mush. As a matter of fact, your looking like some kind of science fiction monster. In the name of all that is good and pure, stop going out in public… YOUR SCARY!!! Oh, and by the way… your neck called and said it misses you and would like to come home.
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