Chupacabra’s Survival Tip

#38

Ok babies this is important.  Never, ever make a mix tape of love songs for someone who just broke up with you.  It is pitiful and should never be attempted.  If you have done this, or are considering it… go into the jungle and wait for the sweet release of death.  Look at Vincent Van Gogh… he didn’t send a mix tape to his lost love.  He sent an ear.. I repeat an EAR!!!!  So go nuts and let them know just how much you care by sending them a piece of your face.  Eyes, ears, lips, and noses are all great way to let them know just how much you love them. 

 P.S. Don’t forget to vote, and remember… Never cross the Chupacabra!!!

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