Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21) : With Halloween near, its time to trick or treat, or to sit back and beat your meat. It also seems to be the best time to make some serious moves Scorpio. So begin by telling your friends, family, and lovers to go f*ck themselves. Let them know that you regret ever being born and you are tired of being held back by them. Make certain that they understand you will never forgive them and walk out the door for good. Life is too long, so take a chance. Thursday’s probably are not your luckiest days and your lucky numbers should be 3, 45, 9, 1, 15, 36.
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