Well hello Skeletor… uh, I mean Mr. Eastwood. Clint Eastwood used to be a symbol for toughness and masculinity, but I guess time was tougher than Dirty Harry. I really did not want it to come to this for Clint, but it cannot be ignored anymore. Your beginning to resemble death itself. But at least your shying away from acting now and focusing on directing. Maybe your starting to get it that your not a sexy symbol anymore, your just a bony mess. So please for the children’s sake, no more pictures or films, and let us remember the Clint Eastwood that asked the question “Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya,” and not the fleshy skeleton you’ve become.
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