Chupacabra’s Survival Tip

#91

Always be on time for Thanksgiving dinner.  Anyone who has the nerve to be late, FOR ANY REASON, should not be allowed to engage in the feast.  The only acceptable excuse is death… or pink eye.  I suggest if you are kept waiting by one of these selfish relatives you lock the door, commence the Turkey Day feast, and leave a handful of Thanksgiving delectables on the front porch so they know what they are missing.  And may Zeus protect you if you’re late at the Chupacabra’s table.  So remember babies… be on time and enjoy your grub.  HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

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