Ummmm. . .what? I mean, what can I really say about this monstrosity. Mr. Lewis you once said, “Pity? You don’t want to be pitied because you’re a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!” Ok, ok, so your not a cripple in a wheelchair, but you are sooooo f-ing fat that you should be ashamed of yourself. Do you even have eyes? I mean, for you to see you probably have to hold down your cheek fat. Jerry, seriously, how many people did you swallow? 3? 5? Listen here Jerry, take your own advice and stay in your house because you are truly a pitiful person. . .and a fat person. . .and a double-chin person. . .and an enormously fat person. . .did I say that you are an extraordinarily fat human being . . .STAY IN YOUR HOUSE and never come out until you drop 100 lbs.
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