Wayne, Wayne, Wayne . . . you truly have nothing going for you anymore. Maybe you should lay off the Botox, cut down on your tanning booth sessions, and put more focus on finding your voice. It’s been lost for about 10 years now. You’re face just looks . . . Wait. Wait a second . . . Well that explains it! This just in . . . Wayne Newton is Chinese!!! Wayne, why didn’t you just tell people that? And you had me thinking that you were stupid enough to make yourself look like that.
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