Ok Donatella, I must admit you were never really attractive, but at least you looked like a normal human being and on top of it all you were rich b/c of your brother Gianni. And we all known rich + ugly = beautiful/getting laid. Ok, so with all your money and guys flocking around you, what do you do. . .
You make yourself look like Mr. Ed/the Easter Bunny. Can someone get this women a carrot!!! Ooooooo wait a tick, she’s not done yet. And neither am I. . .
Holy cheese and crackers!!! Is her skin melting? I don’t know what to say Donatella, but if there was a sangwich (this is not a typo) named after you it would be called, the “Versace melt”, with of course a side of steamed/raw carrots. Bon appetit.
Images from http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/pumpkin/donatella-versace-plastic-s.jpg, http://www.adelineandhazel.com/2007/08/04/donatella-versace-too-much-plastic-surgery/, http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2007-12/34439098.jpg