The other day I had the opportunity to see M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Happening.” I was pretty excited about it because with the exception of that awful movie “The Village,” I pretty much like all his movies.
So the movie begins and Mark Walberg starts talking and I think, is this for real? Did he forget to take his acting juice? But then I realize its not a joke and Marky Mark is really trying. Then it starts to spread, and everyone in the movie, with the exception of the little girl (whose name I don’t know), was TERRIBLE!!! I’ve seen better acting in porn movies. So if you can get past the acting the movie is good…………………………
NOT!!!! No lie people, the Worst all around movie I have ever seen. As a matter of fact, I want you to see it so you can understand what I’m saying. I literally wanted go sniff some paint thinner, drink it, and light myself on fire while I watch a lifetime movie. Cause that would have been better than that piece of cocky.
And if anyone comments that they liked it, check yourself into a hospital and steralize yourself. I have no time for your buffoonery or your potential offspring!!!
Anyway, I give this movie a rating of – Toxic Waste – because watching it may kill you!!!