Alex Rodriguez Madonna
1. At the top of his sport 1. Has been on top of every guy in Hollywood
2. Likely home run king. 2. More guys have scored on her thany anyone else
3. In the prime of his career 3. Has been awful since the late 90’s.
4. Has 2 children. 4. Eat children to stay young.
5. Is Puerto Rican 5. Is … uh… English or…. WHAT IS SHE???
6. In his 30’s and frosts his hair. 6. Seriously… why does A-Rod do that??
So as we can see it’s a match made in heaven. A guy getting out of a marriage looking for some quick loving; and a lady looking to stay relevant and get some publicity. I bet she will be releasing an album pretty soon.
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