Amy Smart and Avril Lavigne! Tune in next time.
P.S. Don’t forget to vote!!!
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The time has come to spread some hate!!! Voting is now open, and will be closed Sunday evening. You guys choose which one of these fuglylicious celebrities will join Britney Spears in the Wall of Shame. Vote as many times as you want, for whoever you want.
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With our 2nd, and final set of Wall of Shame Nominees for the month of October, we have our week 3 winner, Kathleen Turner and our week 4 winner, Nick Nolte. These two have certainly shown how unforgiving the wall can be. So lets get it going… it’s between Marilu Henner, Bruce Jenner, Kathleen Turner, and Nick Nolte. It’s time to pick your poison and choose who deserves to be forever immortalized in our Wall of Shame. Vote as many times as you want… let rock n’ roll!!!
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In our first set of Wall of Shame nominees for the month of October we have two wonderfully hideous people. In one corner we have our week 1 winner, Marilu “I look like a drag-queen” Henner. And in corner number 2 we have our week 2 winner, Bruce “I used to be a man” Jenner. Both nominees have succeeded in turning themselves into members of the opposite sex; but can they take their hideousness to the next level? Stay tuned for tomorrow, when we announce the final two nominees for the this months Wall of Shame Award.
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Welcome to the 4th edition of Morph Monday. As my old pappy use to say, “Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.” Good Luck! Hints will be available if needed.
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Nick Nolte’s transformation into a sloppy mess was clearly on the voters minds this week because he ran away with the competition. Mr. Nolte collected almost every single vote, and has earned the right for a chance in this weeks battle. This week we will be recapping all of the past months winners and at the end of the week, you guys will vote on who makes it into the Wall of Shame.
(Images courtesy of http://www.nolte.co.uk/posters/moviemarket-nick-nolte-photograph-1.jpg & http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg)
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This weeks morphs are Steve Carrell and Ryan Seacrest. Congrats to Nitza and Paolo who correctly identified the two celebs. Tune in for the next edition of Morph Monday.
P.S. Don’t forget to vote for this week “hit da wall” winner!!!
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#66
Never allow Trick or Treaters to ask for more than 1 candy on Halloween. If you are a kind enough person to answer your door 50 times on Halloween to give candy to these awful children, that should be enough for the mongrels. If one of these greedy devils says “can I take 2,” there are 3 steps that you should take.
1. Take out 4 pieces of candy from their bucket as a penalty.
2. Spit in their candy bucket.
And… 3. Take a piece of their face so they always remember the cost of their greed.
However… if your like the Chupacabra, all this can be avoided by not answering the damn door!!! Happy Halloween Babies!!!
P.S. Don’t forget to vote for this weeks hitdawall nominees.
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Voting is now open. This week we posted Nick Nolte, Clint Eastwood and Katie Couric. Look over this weeks post, make your choice and then click on the vote tab on the top of the page. This is your chance to be heard so vote as many times as you want for your favorite celebrity. Voting is open until Sunday afternoon.
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What, what, what!?! Are you missing your upper lip? Are you even the same person? Well Mrs. Couric I think we finally know why your legs are one of the most widely identified aspects of your on screen persona. . .because your face is hideous!!! I mean, CBS has got to hire some of the best make-up artists in the world to make you even look slightly appealing. You remind me of some kind of evil bunny. Look at those gums! I bet your looking at a gigantic carrot right now aren’t you? Listen Couric, you need to do something about yourself because I may never watch CBS anymore in fear that I might see that evil bunny face of your again. Kudos to you Couric. Kudos to you.
(Images courtesy of http://www.patsyterrell.com/images2/couric-young.jpg &
http://cosmetic-makeovers.com/2007/03/02/celebrities-without-their-makeup)
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Well hello Skeletor… uh, I mean Mr. Eastwood. Clint Eastwood used to be a symbol for toughness and masculinity, but I guess time was tougher than Dirty Harry. I really did not want it to come to this for Clint, but it cannot be ignored anymore. Your beginning to resemble death itself. But at least your shying away from acting now and focusing on directing. Maybe your starting to get it that your not a sexy symbol anymore, your just a bony mess. So please for the children’s sake, no more pictures or films, and let us remember the Clint Eastwood that asked the question “Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya,” and not the fleshy skeleton you’ve become.
Images Coursey of:
http://www.novaksblog.com/pictures/hollywood_stars_in_70s/clint_eastwood_1970.jpg &
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Nick, Nick, Nick… you have truly become a mess. I have had some rough nights in my day, but god damn homey. Take a break from the partying and relax. Stress free is the key. I am sure you probably got some nice tail in your younger days, running around Hollywood with Eddie Murphy. But those days have come and gone my friend. Accept your fate, and prepare to meet your destiny with da wall.
(Images courtesy of http://www.nolte.co.uk/posters/moviemarket-nick-nolte-photograph-1.jpg & http://z.about.com/d/crime/1/0/l/7/noltenick.jpg)
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Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21) : With Halloween near, its time to trick or treat, or to sit back and beat your meat. It also seems to be the best time to make some serious moves Scorpio. So begin by telling your friends, family, and lovers to go f*ck themselves. Let them know that you regret ever being born and you are tired of being held back by them. Make certain that they understand you will never forgive them and walk out the door for good. Life is too long, so take a chance. Thursday’s probably are not your luckiest days and your lucky numbers should be 3, 45, 9, 1, 15, 36.
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In what turned out to be the most lopsided vote yet, Kathleen Turner ran away with the win this week. Her ugly mug was just too much for the competition to overcome, and it was clear from the moment voting began, that it was her contest to lose . So thanks Kathleen Turner. Thank you for searching out the wall and slamming your face into it…repeatedly.
(Images courtesy of http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/7a3b8f20.jpg & http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=6698&cat=10)
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Voting is now open. This week we posted Kathleen Turner, Cory Haim and Liza Minnelli. Look over this weeks post, make your choice and then click on the vote tab on the top of the page. Remember, you can vote as many times as you want and you have until Sunday afternoon. So if you want to vote 20 times for the fugly Kathleen Turner, go for it. Brooklyn stand up…
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Wow!! This is something else. We here at hitdawall.com have seen our share of beauties gone bad, but this one is possibly the worst yet. Kathleen Turner has apparently decided to not focus on her appearance at all anymore. This may be a good career move, because we have heard that she is going to be casted as Shrek in the new live action movie version of the animated blockbusters. And boy, does she have the voice to do it. Has anyone heard her talk lately? She has a deeper voice than Barry White. I just can’t believe what she has done to herself. So here’s to the one-time hotty who decided to transform herself into an ogre. Thanks Kathleen Turner!!!
(Images courtesy of http://eightiesclub.tripod.com/7a3b8f20.jpg & http://blogs.phillyburbs.com/blog.php?p=6698&cat=10)
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This pic was submitted by someone who was inspired by the Liza Minnelli posting. I cant tell if its for a wedding or a funeral, but its full of some our favorite fugly people. This has to be the greatest picture ever taken. It should be in a museum or something. And before its asked, the answer is yes…these people breathe the same air as you. King Kong aint got sh*t on us!!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner! Corey did you put foil over your mirrors to protect you from aliens? Maybe you haven’t left your house in years. How about your friends and family…any of them around? I’m trying to figure out why no one told you, but you look like sh@! man. If I am the first to tell you, you can send me a thank you note later. Ranked #26 on VH1’s greatest kid stars, #8 on VH1’s greatest teen stars, and now possibly #1 on HitDaWall.com for the greatest mess of this week. Your career is now complete.
(Images courtesy of http://images.allposters.com/images/mmph-e/254479.jpg & http://www.londonfilmandcomiccon.com/imagegallery/lfcc06images/CoreyHaim2.jpg)
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